SO, YESTERDAY MY FAMILY AND I SAT AROUND THE TV LOSING OUR SHIT OVER THE PROSPECT OF A 6 YEAR OLD BOY, STUCK INSIDE A HELIUM BALLOON, SOARING AIMLESSLY IN THE COLORADO SKY. THEN THE BALLOON LANDED, NOBODY WAS IN IT, AND 2 HOURS LATER THE BOY WAS SAID TO HAVE APPEARED IN HIS GARAGE. [...]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
AMERICAN MEDIA SPENT THE BETTER PART OF THE MORNING AND EVEN WELL INTO THE AFTERNOON DISCUSSING WHAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS WEARING.
POOR MICHELLE.
AN INTELLIGENT SUCCESSFUL WOMAN BEING TREATED LIKE A FASHION SYMBOL. HOW VERY SAD FOR WOMEN. SHE HAS, FOR THE THE LAST THREE MONTHS BEEN KEPT QUIET. WE’VE SEEN HER AT SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS, [...]