so cute!
still wanna kill him?
yea me too…

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. TOO BAD IT’S FOR A CELL PHONE COMPANY.

Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress (1745)

June 25, 1745
…If you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my [...]

Scientists discover way to jumpstart bone’s healing process
In-body stem cell therapy has enormous potential for bone injuries
FIND ORIGINAL ARTICLE HERE
Rarely will physicians use the word “miraculous” when discussing patient recoveries. But that’s the very phrase orthopaedic physicians and scientists are using in upstate New York to describe their emerging stem cell research that could have [...]

CRAZY.
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — A passenger landed a twin-engine plane in Florida after the pilot died in flight with a total of six people on board.
THE AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER CALLED A FRIEND WHO WAS FAMILIAR WITH THE AIRCRAFT AND RELAYED INSTRUCTIONS TO THE PASSENGER. UMM??? WTF

CLASSIC.
THE US SOLDIERS WHO WERE IN CHARGE OF SADDAM’S INCARCERATION PRIOR TO HIS HAND OVER TO IRAQI OFFICIALS, FORCED HIM TO WATCH THE SOUTH PARK MOVIE, IN WHICH HE IS DEPICTED AS GAY AND AS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SATAN OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THEY ALSO FORCED HIM TO WATCH CLIPS FROM THE [...]

THERE IS A CERTAIN KIND OF HUMOR OUT THERE THAT CAN ONLY BE SATISFIED BY A CERTAIN KIND OF COMEDY. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, A SHOW CREATED AND WRITTEN BY THE PHENOMENAL, JENNIFER SAUDNERS, SUITS MY KIND OF HUMOR. IT IS AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR ALL WHO SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT REALITY. A TOTAL DISCONNECT [...]

DID ANYONE KNOW THEY WERE THIS TALL? OR IS REGINA ELIZABETH THAT SHORT?

NOPE… THEY’RE DEFINITELY THAT TALL!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
AMERICAN MEDIA SPENT THE BETTER PART OF THE MORNING AND EVEN WELL INTO THE AFTERNOON DISCUSSING WHAT MICHELLE OBAMA IS WEARING.
POOR MICHELLE.
AN INTELLIGENT SUCCESSFUL WOMAN BEING TREATED LIKE A FASHION SYMBOL. HOW VERY SAD FOR WOMEN. SHE HAS, FOR THE THE LAST THREE MONTHS BEEN KEPT QUIET. WE’VE SEEN HER AT SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS, [...]

“Growing up poor isn’t merely hard on kids. It might also be bad for their brains. A long-term study of cognitive development in lower- and middle-class students found strong links between childhood poverty, physiological stress and adult memory.”
READ ARTICLE HERE

WHEN YOU MAKE A PURCHASE A MESSAGE IS SENT THAT THERE AREN’T SUFFICIENT FUNDS IN YOUR DEBIT ACCOUNT BUT THE BANK IS NOT ENTITLED TO NOTIFY YOU. THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WANTS TO MAKE A LAW THAT WOULD DEMAND NOTIFICATION OF A POSSIBLE OVERDRAFT!
READ HERE!!!

HMMM… THIS IS VERY DISTURBING. THE NONPROFIT CENTER FOR CONSUMER FREEDOM PUBLISHED REPORTS THAT PETA HAS IN FACT PUT TO DEAHT 58% OF THE PETSUNDER ITS CARE IN 2008… PRETTY FRICKIN CRAZY. ONLY 7 WERE ADOPTED???
READ HEREREAD HEREREAD HEREREAD HERE

YOU HAVE TO! HAVE TO! HAVE TO! HAVE TO SEE HOW MEN DONATE SPERM IN CHINA!

CLICK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CLICK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CLICK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CLICK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FEEL VIOLATED.
FROM WTNH.COM
“Drug raid at
Wethersfield High
Updated: Friday, 27 Mar 2009, 12:56 PM EDT
Published : Friday, 27 Mar 2009, 12:31 PM EDT

By Rachel Guerra

Wethersfield (WTNH) – Officers from numerous police departments charged into Wethersfield High School Thursday to hunt for drugs.
Armed with police dogs, officers from Wethersfield, Rocky Hill, Manchester and New Britain raided the [...]

I was 9 months pregnant and didn’t know

By Alison Smith-Squire, sundaymirror.co.uk 29/03/2009
EXCLUSIVE
When Claire Durick felt queasy at her dad’s wedding in America, she blamed jet-lag and a boozy meal the night before.
But the next day she found out the real reason – when Claire gave birth to a 6lb 8oz baby boy.
Cuddling surprise arrival [...]

JOANNA KRUPA

“I think worrying about going topless in a photo shoot or film is really ridiculous,” Krupa told FOXNews.com in an exclusive interview. “And the fact is Pope John Paul said, since we were born naked, it is art, and it’s just showing a beautiful body that God created.”
RIIIGHHTTTT

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND OH-SO-WRONG AT THE SAME TIME.